41 Signs You drank Too Much

Share/Bookmark StumbleUpon submit to reddit We’ve all done it, but usually when we do, we do it on the couch and wake up with funny paintings on our face. But if you’ve got no friends and no where to go, you’re likely one of the following top 41.

You went on a date but were so tired that decided to take a nap on a mat


Someone took a cool photo with you dead drunk on it and this picture became an internet hit


You have decided to wash up in the toilet


Toilet – there’s no better place to sleep


I always puke where I sit so the stinky people don’t sit near me


You make love to an invisible man


Where am I? What is this horrible place? Who is this? What did happen yesterday?


Even where there’s no place to sit, you manage to find yourself a place to sleep


Now I literally know the meaning of “You are in deep shit” :)


You want beer so badly, that even when your upper body part is paralized you can be found in the near shop


The gardener doesn’t even wake you


You’re walking on train tracks with cones on your head


You’re using your hand as a pillow


You passed out standing up


Foot on the bench, body on the floor


No shirt, Mumm’s, champagne flute and a suitcase?


Only Batman himself can handle 14 zombies


“Slow Hand” can’t handle the booze


No sink, no toilet, urinal it is


Nuff said


You’re spooning a bench


You piss where you sleep where I wait for the bus


You’re trying to cheat on your wife with an ATM machine


You are the Hasselhoff


You destroyed the toilet


You’re this thing


You shouldn’t have been driving


The crosswalk is a crosscrawl


You were Santa


You are Verne Troyer and you’re on the run






You opened the door with your face


You woke up naked on the driveway


You wet your pants. You’re 42 years-old


You slept in a noble fir Christmas tree?


You slept on the stove and in the sink


You try to conceal your identity while looking at the camera


No guys even bothered…


Your buddy was ‘pretending’ to be a chick


You pretend you are that penguin stuffed animal


Any place and any time is nap time


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34 comments:

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困難的背後,隱藏著通往成功的階梯 ....................................................

打扮 said...

每個人生命中都可能遇到貴人,這些貴人不一定真的尊貴,他可能是陌生人,也可能是你的敵人。........................................

宗家 said...

廢話不多,祝你順心~^^........................................

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家銘 said...

若無一番寒徹骨,焉得梅花撲鼻香。..................................................

dare713llflagg0 said...

若有人問你成功時會不會記得他 試問若你失敗時他會不會記得你..................................................

宗翰 said...

Beauty, unaccompanied by virtue, is as a flower without perfume.

韋于倫成 said...

籃子打水空費力,經驗必需靈活用。......................................................

偉誠 said...

教育的目的不是在製造機械,而是在造成人. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

LorenE_Mese鈺雯 said...

you always know the right thing to say!............................................................

雲亨 said...

恨一個人,比原諒一個人,更傷力氣。..................................................................

千TatianaCallan惠 said...

向著星球長驅直進的人,反比踟躕在峽路上的人,更容易達到目的。..................................................................

慶天慶天 said...

河水永遠是相同的,可是每一剎那又都是新的。.................................................................                           

萱祥 said...

死亡是悲哀的,但活得不快樂更悲哀。......................................................................

KrisMcmillen07星美 said...

成熟,就是有能力適應生活中的模糊。.................................................................

王名仁 said...

人有兩眼一舌,是為了觀察倍於說話的緣故。............................................................

怡潔怡潔 said...

支持你就對了!..................................................................

原秋原秋 said...

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許紀廷 said...

A friend in need is a friend indeed...................................................................

郁雯郁雯 said...

我又來看你囉~加油^^ 祝你天天順利開心..................................................................

蔡舜娟蔡舜娟 said...

什麼樣的學習計畫並不重要,重要的是你是什麼樣的人。............................................................

曾法幸 said...

這麼好的blog不回應怎麼行咧!............................................................

嘉王偉 said...

花花公子的責任就是要很平均的愛他認識的每一個女孩子~~我們的責任則在於公平的回應每一篇blog............................................................

GusF_Finkbeiner1蕙帆 said...

不會從失敗中找尋教訓的人,成功之路是遙遠的。.................................................

建邱勳 said...

Better say nothing than nothing to the purpose.............................................................

黃蔡晏民柏盈 said...

你所貫徹的形象,你喜愛它有多少百分比,你就幸福多少百分比................................................

陳李原筠永辛 said...

Pen and ink is wits plough...................................................................

麗王王珠 said...

好熱鬧喔 大家踴躍的留言 讓部落格更有活力..................................................

建枫 said...

感覺很用心經營呢!鼓勵鼓勵............................................................

王綺廖家堯廖家堯穎 said...

我們必須先有哭泣,才有歡笑;也必須先感到人生的悲哀,然後才感到人生的快樂。................................................................

孫邦柔 said...

笑口常開~~天天開心............................................................

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